ShamWOW!" Say you blow a tire in turn 3, you don't need a wrecker, those things are expensive and require time, laps and laps of caution. With ShamWow, the wreck is gone with one swipe. Unbelievable. Say your motor blows, leaving nasty, dirty oil all over your race track? Quick dry is expensive, it gets in your eyes, fuh-get about it! ShamWow, look I just lay ShamWow on the race track, no pressure and over half of the oil is soaked up. I don't know, it just sells itself, call quickly because I can't do this all day." SHAMWOW!