Things that make you go Hmmmmmmm...

Time to lighten things up around here...

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just go buy dinner?

If Corn Oil is made from Corn and Vegetable Oil is made from Vegetables, what is Baby Oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean morality comes from morons?

Does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try to sing those 2 songs?

Why do they call it an Asteroid when it's outside the Hemisphere, but call it a Hemmorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he get's mad at you but when you take him for a car ride he sticks his head out the window?

Why is a "Bra" singular and "Panties" plural?

C'mon.... add to them!

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Permalink Reply by Keith on August 19, 2008 at 3:13pm

Oh Me?

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Permalink Reply by WJM on August 19, 2008 at 5:43pm

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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Permalink Reply by Sarah on August 19, 2008 at 7:58pm

Friends are like butt cheeks.
Crap might separate them,
But they always come back together.

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Permalink Reply by Thomas on August 19, 2008 at 9:26pm

Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?

Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"?

Has anyone ever drove underneath a semi, like in Christmas Vacation?

Anyone ever wanted to try that? haha

Why don't I get paid for going to school, when I could be out there making money?

How do fish sleep?