See Miss Pennsylvania ?
See the girl at the Continental tire tent? I mean.....PPPBbBbbHHhh
Watch as people ran from the sprinkles during the Cup race?
Watch as the Sky Lanterns floated overhead Saturday night?
Happen to be at the Tony Stewart hauler Sunday when my friend opened the shirt he bought and declared "What the Fu*k is This?" as he gazed at a shirt no bigger than a folder? If you were you seen they would not return it without the bag that blew away...............I love disasters and this weekend was polluted with them......he sold it for a 5 dollar loss to a gent in line.
Go for a school bus ride around the infield?? Perhaps you rode the one driven by that young honey ....so pretty ...so nice..."So what the Fu*k mister can't you see........I'm sorry I forgot the kids!!" If you ask a person where the party is that night and they tell you the truth it hurts your feelings.....I never wanted to be lied to so bad.
The A Plus in town had Speed.......
The crowd was light, light on its feet light on the language and sometimes light on the eyes,
I only seen one person over 7 feet tall normally it's 2.

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learned from a gentleman from West Virginia where the name "toothbrush" came from... as he puts it..."there was a woman in West Virginia who want to clean her tooth......"

Good time had by all....

learned to not trust your wife when trying to find your way into the track, she took a right from the truck and we walked about a mile and a half to get to the track. If we took a left, there was trail 20 yards away that led right to the track. I had a great time though, the infield experience beats the hell out of Pocono.

You should wright books Micheal. Your to funny bro.Always like to read your stuff.

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