Top 10 Things I'm tired of hearing on Race Day

10. "I'm getting killed down the starightaways!"
9. "Funny the 9, 19 & 10 don't seem to have these problems!"
8. "Are we the Lucky Dog?"
7. "Walter, I'm about to wreck in every turn!"
6."Where's the leader?"
5. "I think we're outta fuel!"
4. "Who's next for the Luck Dog...the #78 or the #96?"
3. "I'm loose!"
2. "I just got into the wall pretty hard!"
1. "We're overheating! The water temp is 295! Sorry, I read it wrong!"

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Permalink Reply by Mike Taylor on August 16, 2008 at 1:00am

Answers;
10. Get off the corners better, Maybe try a different line!
9. They dont' have the same setup or chassis as you remember we chose ours over theirs!
8. Hell no we arent the lucky dog.... we aren't lucky at all. Pass the damn car in front of you!
7. Hold on to it and we will be ready to fix it on the next stop (arguing over how to fix it begins)
6. Haha the leader is on the same corner as you, but just behind you...Pass the car in front of you! don't worry about him.
5. We may not be out a fuel mate if you had stopped when I told you to!
4. We are...oh wait looks like kyle busch just lapped the 96 so yep it's the 96 now, You might want to try and pass him!
3. Guess the arguing over how to fix it didn't work out real well, we will undo everything we did last time next stop.
2. Now when you say "Pretty Hard" what exactly does that mean?
1. Are you kidding me??? Fuck this I quit, someone get me a fosters im going to the ambrose pit!
You guys know I am a True RGM fan but I have heard the scanner many times and it is a little emberassing. I cant imagine the stress the Rob deals with on a daily basis so I can't judge him on that, nor fault him for how he runs HIS business. Thats just my take, a little humor. Allways a diehard fan, but please let this weekend be good!!!

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Permalink Reply by Kirsten on August 17, 2008 at 12:32am

No Australian actually drinks Foster's. ;-)

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Permalink Reply by Mike Taylor on August 17, 2008 at 11:54pm

haha not according to the commercials and everything on tv is true right? I couldn't think of anything else. The closest I have been to Australia is Indonesia and there where a lot of Aussies in Bali and they sure where drinking a lot of something!!!

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Permalink Reply by Kirsten on August 18, 2008 at 1:05am

Do you believe everything you see on TV? :-p We keep all the good stuff (VB, Hahn, Toohey's) in the country and send the swill overseas. We don't throw shrimps of the barby, either. Y'all can keep Paul Hogan, we don't want him back. ;-)

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Permalink Reply by Mike Taylor on August 18, 2008 at 11:42pm

Haha I thats not a fair trade we didn't ask for him!!! Aussies are awesome!

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Permalink Reply by xcmtb on August 19, 2008 at 9:40pm

Oh, you had to say it! I'm dying for a VB - haven't had one since I visited Sydney in '99.

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Permalink Reply by Garrett Gleason on August 16, 2008 at 2:59am

10. "I'm getting killed down the straightaways!"
A: I think its because your tears are adding more weight to the car.
9. "Funny the 9, 19 & 10 don't seem to have these problems!"
A: Thats because their owner allows the crew and spotter to do the jobs they were hired for
8. "Are we the Lucky Dog?"
A: Yep, now we're only 3 laps down.
7. "Walter, I'm about to wreck in every turn!"
A: Come on in, and I'll put Morgan Shepard in the car if its that bad, just think of all the money we will save on tires.
6."Where's the leader?"
A: You should know, he has passed you 3 times...
5. "I think we're outta fuel!"
A: Thats a shocker, the leaders are still going and they are running a second a lap faster.
4. "Who's next for the Luck Dog...the #78 or the #96?"
A: We are the lucky dog boss, they are both on the lead lap...
3. "I'm loose!"
A: That information would have been better dealt with yesterday considering thats when we had time to adjust it.
2. "I just got into the wall pretty hard!"
A: Your the one paying for the paint, go for it.
1. "We're overheating! The water temp is 295! Sorry, I read it wrong!"
A: Are you sure your not polish Rob?